Cameron: Mom, why did God make boys with penises and girls with vaginas?
Me: Ummmmm......
Cameron: Why mom?
Me: I don't know, honey.
Cameron: What would happen if girls had penises and boys had vaginas?
Me: Ummmm.........
Cameron: Mom, Tyler got sent to the principal's office today for showing the class his penis.....Mom, did you know that we have thousands of germs on our fingers and in our mouths and everywhere? Oh, and we all got checked for lice today because a kid wore another kid's hat and gave him lice. Who was it mom? Mom, did you know that most of our body is made up of water?

These are the things my 5 year old ponders. No wonder I'm halfway to Crazy Town!